Never Send the Virtual Assistant to Answer the Tip Line

Hello? … One. Representative. No, that’s not — okay, I’ll hold.

Yes. I was transferred — what? No, no, none of the options — okay, I’ll hold.

Hi. What? You can? Okay, I’ll try to explain. I can tell you — what? Well, who do I — okay, I’ll hold.

Yes, hello? Is this the — I did that, yes. One. I pressed it three transfers ago. What? No. The first one was — huh? The ad said to call if — but it shouldn’t matter. Can you take the information? Online? Why does it say to call if I can only put it online? What? A survey? No, I won’t complete a —

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